Attacked by an Elephant
Yeah, sure, he looks harmless. Ha!
This will teach me to clean. This morning I decided to get some housework done. I started at 7:30 am, stripping beds, dusting, vacuuming and washing floors.
Yes I am procrastinating. And not for the reason you think. My writing went really really well yesterday, I finally got on the right track with my anthology. I should be anxious to get back to it. But what if I open the files and discover that I'm not on the right track after all?
So I'm cleaning and feeling mighty virtuous. Then I pick up my elephant rocker and somehow drop him. Tusk first on my ankle. Ouch!
Think he's trying to tell me something?
Fine, I'll go write my book. Man, even my statues are out to get me, LOL! By the way, my ankle is fine. And no elephants were hurt while cleaning or writing this blog!
posted by Jennifer at 12:24 PM
7 Comments:
LOL, Jen! When the statuary starts attacking, you know it's time to get back to work!!
So...when the writing's slow, do you RIDE the little elephant??
Sure, Maureen, my middle aged backside fits on the little elephant...Mwahahaha...
I'm working! Really!
Did I just hear an evil laugh?
And wait...We're supposed to WASH floors? What's up with that?!
Love, love, love the elephant. :-)
Cute Elephant. But he meant well, even if it was a sore message it did the trick. So the next time you're avoiding a file, come to my house to clean, I don't have an elephant. ;)
Jen,
I love your blog even if I don't always post to it. You guys all crack me up. It's a great place to go when I need to have a good laugh.
Like Michele, I LOVE your elephant! I want your elephant. I would treat it nice and not drop it on its head.
Cele, okay the elephant is forgiven! LOL.
Gillian, glad you like the blog! I broke the elepants fall with my ankle, I should get some credit!
Testing my witch, generously bequeathed to me by Cele!
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