JOKE: How to Solve A Man's Mid Life Crisis

A friend (Hi Susan!) sent me this joke...

I was married 25 years. I took a look at my wife one day and I
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep with a beautiful 25 year old blonde every night.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
beautiful 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? See how easily they can solve your mid-life crisis?