No More Ms. Nice Author...
Dear Nick,
I tried to be nice. I gave you a lovely woman for a heroine and all you had to do was cooperate. I put you in a beautiful setting at a beach resort. Heck, she got over her no-one-night-stand rule and wanted you.
And you said no.
Huh? You're a guy! What the heck is wrong with you? You want her; you've wanted her ever since you first met her months ago. What's this about your rule—no mixing work and relationships?
Dude, you have some serious control issues.
I'm done being nice. You hurt the feelings of my heroine, buddy, and you are going to pay. You will learn what jealousy feels like. You will learn what it's like to be completely, one hundred percent out of control. You will fall hard, and later, you'll thank me.
Don't mess with me, I'm an author and that makes me the Goddess of Your World.
Sincerely,
Jen
posted by Jennifer at 11:00 AM
5 Comments:
Woo Hoo! Nick's gonna get it!
Can't wait to read this, Jen. Is this the anthology???
Yep, Maureen, it's the anthology. The men always drive me crazy--it's as if they don't like being told what to do :-)
That's telling him, Jen! :-)
Michele
Off with his head...oh wait. Wrong book.
Can't you give him a case of e.d as he gets jealous? Then with intelligence comes a cure? I always hoped for an affliction of leprosey for all those rejectors. Hmmm, I think they are all living to healthy old ages. Bummer.
So, I wait to devour your book, because I love a delious read.
Michele, thanks! Someone needs to tell these uppity heroes :-)
Cele, I think Nick is scared of you! I hope this story turns out okay, we'll see.
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